Sweet dreams in a big coconut cream pie
8 July 2011 § 5 Comments
Be honest have you ever dreamed of sleeping in a coconut cream pie? No, well you don’t know what you’re missing. You can stay in Maryann’s coconut cream pie room, the newest room at the Roxbury, NY. The lovingly crafted cream ceiling took months to make, and it looks good enough to eat.
King Marv and I had a much-needed break from
the Horrors The Ladies™ so we stayed at The Roxbury, one of the coolest motels ever – just 3 hours from NYC, set in rolling hills. All of the rooms have fabulously surreal themes from TV or movies from the 1960s, 70s or early 80s. You can sleep in Fred Flintstone’s Lair, under Farah Fawcett’s hair (Charlies Angels), in the damask wonder of Maria’s Curtains (think favorite things), or as we did you can imagine you are on Gilligan’s Island in Maryann’s pie.
Quality is not sacrificed for gimmickry – all the rooms are equipped with comfortable beds, good quality linens and towels and wonderful toiletries. Oh and it now has two spas. The only thing that was lacking was a slice of pie, I guess it was a case of having your pie and eating it.